COME TAKE BALLET CLASS WITH ME ELIZABETH MOSS! It's very exciting! Today there was a film crew shooting an Under Armour commercial with Misty Copeland in my ballet technique class. Pff, New York life.

Ocelot??

"So one time, I was Bob's house. We were hanging out, licking ourselves, giving humans dirty looks who tried to pet us, flicking our tails—you know, typical boys night out. Then, out of the blue comes this puppy, just bailing around the corner. I start to freak out, but you'll never guess what Bob does! It's so funny,…

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

Just don't pick up an old VW. Oh, god... I don't know if maybe I got a bad one, but that car is a fucking wallet vampire. I'm having to replace it now, and it's a fucking nightmare because even the REALLY used cars around here are damned expensive.

This. If I have change, I give it to someone if they ask. I get the "they'll just buy booze or drugs you know" all the time, and I reply "If I was sleeping on the street with no end in sight, I'd want to have a drink too".

This! I was on unemployment for a while, and I thought my super-conservative dad would call me a leech or something, and he was like, "it's about damn time our tax money has actually supported one of our kids." (granted, he forgets about things like the public schools I went to and roads and not being attacked by…

I have zero problem with a couple facing unemployment and an economic downturn (the crazy housing crash) temporarily availing themselves of public assistance, especially when that public assistance is for their children. You shouldn't have to sell all your earthly possessions to use the assistance that your tax money…

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Say what you will, but in my day we KNEW about shit that went down before we were born. And this was before the nets.

Segregation Now, Segregation Tomorrow, Segregation Forever and can you please let me motorboat you?

"In my mind, I am a young Southern politician. I go up to each person who looks at all interesting and say something like, "Hi, I'm George Wallace and if there's anything I can do for you here in Clio, Alabama, just let me know."

"I want to stay at the Beverly Wilshire,"

So, you're okay with them being paid less than the concession staff at a game? Those guys don't get a lot of camera time either.

so0o0o0o0 the NFL doesn't pay taxes on any of its $9+ billion income [its a non profit believe it or not] and they can't even pay their cheerleaders minimum wage? Or cover the costs for them maintain the look required for performances? Free practices?

You don't get to decide whether to compensate employees' time with the legal minimum wage based on whether you believe that they're pulling in equivalent revenue. If you don't think the advantages of those employees are worth the cost of employing them, you should just stop employing them.

I...don't think they will.

I am going OFF on anyone who tells me to "calm down" about this or that I'm being "hysterical." NO I AM NOT. I am angry as fucking hell and dismissing me by telling me to calm down is fucking bullshit. Fuck this dude and every other person who is making light of the SCOTUS ruling. FUCK THEM TO HELL. FUCK THEIR CHURCH,…

"Oh shit, when you said 'bridesmaid ass' I thought you meant.... Sorry dudes, my bad."