As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

I’m reminded of when I lived in Chicago and was at the Drake Hotel having lunch one afternoon. In walks Frank Thomas....White Sox player. He was dressed to the nines and was carrying a briefcase. He was certainly looking very businesslike. He was seated at the table next to mine and after ordering something to drink…

I interpreted it as, “My husband is overreacting, but I don’t want another fight” comment.

No they wouldn't. Straight-size women can shop in 99.9% of stores and pick up just about anything off the rack. Anyone who uses the words reverse discrimination is wrong and also probably a moron.

The Lyin', the Witch, and the Wardrobe

I believe his official title is "Dr. Fedora., PhD, Esq, SMH"

'Professor of masculinities' sounds like the epithet of an MRA in academia.

Bad science is bad

I hear you, sister. Or brother, as the case may be.

Yeah, but you know it is shit education. I had a roommate my Freshman year in college who went to an very expensive private Christian school, and she thought Alaska was in the Caribbean because she had only ever seen it in a box and the bottom of a map of the US. I was talking about driving to Alaska and she was…

See that hole over there? Go fuck yourself in it.

You are literally the dumbest person I never encountered on the Internet. I feel like I should give you a medal.

You can't leave a child alone whilst you go off to work, that's what swung having a dog for me.

I ate four Butterfingers today. Not those pathetic little "fun size" ones either. The two-piece "share packs."

they just really, really, REALLY wanted to give those girls a compliment. at all costs. true gentlemen, really.

This kinda says everything about the real motivation behind a lot of catcalling, huh?

The press needs to stop calling this a beating or an attack. It's attempted murder and sexual assault. The woman was forced to watch her friend get beaten, then she got beaten, stabbed, sexually assaulted, threatened with further rape, tortured, and the only reason she's alive is because he decided to go look for a…

Most of my teenage crushes (who were actually largely my male friends and acquaintances, not celebrities) turned out to be gay. I'm not sure why, lol.