At least she didn't have cats?

One of my fave film promo items I got while at a newspaper was a pair of super-tight men's Speedos with "Sexy Beast" emblazoned across the ass. My husband wears these for me on occasion and woo boy.

Uh, I would go braless in a heartbeat if I could. I even wear bras to bed. Otherwise, my 34DDs make my life miserable. I don't give a fuck about how people might react to me not wearing a bra, but I would be terribly uncomfortable all the time. As for your comment about the male gaze — that may be true for some women,…

Dislocated my knee in a dance class in Italy. The initial pain was so unreal — I remember hearing screaming and not even knowing it was mine. Apparently another girl in the class fainted. It wouldn't relocate either, not then and not later. The drive in the ambulance was terrifying. I only spoke a little Italian and…

My husband and I dine at a Basque restaurant whenever we're in his hometown and they usually serve beef tongue stew as a starter course. I've seen tastebuds here and there, but the flavor is surprisingly delicious. And I'm not a particularly intrepid eater.

He's been smoking since he was a kid, and had tried quitting before. He's cheated once, bumming a real cigarette earlier this week when things got crazy stressful at work, and he said the taste was so foul that he put it out after a couple of puffs and had to brush his teeth. He even let me throw out the last…

My husband hasn't smoked in more than a month after switching to the e-cig. He still uses nicotine, including "snus" from Sweden (one thing at a time!), but not having cigarette smoke on his skin and clothing has done wonders for me. I have asthma, and before he stopped actual smoking, I'd feel wheezy around him, as…

Agreed. I absolutely love the color and she would look stunning in a sack but I was expecting something different. More jaw-dropping.

But — scratching head — quiche in what context? I don't understand. Fuck, now I'm hungry.

Austin?

As someone who will never be able to look at a leather belt without cringing, just no.

I honestly don't understand the hate for Lena. I think her show is entertaining and the characters are like outlandish versions of various people I've encountered in my life. I appreciate that she looks and acts differently than a cookie-cutter actor/human, both on TV and in real life. But even if I didn't regard her…

Right? Once at a festival I was hanging out backstage before the White Stripes went on. Their people pushed everybody to one side or the other of a wide path they'd designated and made us wait there for 15 or so minutes until the band was safely on stage. And that was a backstage crowd made up primarily of other…

Good point. I used to work for a medical study that included primarily elderly patients, and some of the men were as flirty as all get out with us ladies on staff, which for the most part was charming and harmless. My husband flirts with my grandma, too, and she eats it up. The word "flirt" by definition is playful…

I was a young writer meeting up with a cool record label publicist to have drinks and see a show while he was in town. I didn't have time to eat dinner, and he kept buying me drinks, though I was trying to pace. Later, before his label's band went on, he asked me if I wanted to smoke out. The weed he'd smuggled on the…

Exactly. If you'd shown me that photo, I'd be unable to identify her without hesitation and doubt. Did they really slim her face or something?

Well excuse the fuck out of me.

I love her. I interviewed her once, right before she got famous, and she was all kinds of lovely. Just so very nice and talented and deserving of every morsel of praise that comes her way.

His wife is a model and athlete (volleyball, likely to go to the Olympics) and their relationship is a big deal in the sports world. Outside mag did a huge feature on them a couple of months ago. Bode is always at her events, coaching her from the sidelines (surprise, surprise), so I'm not surprised they made her part…

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