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That is an admirable quality in a dad!

You can find pretty bras in bigger sizes but they're sooooooo expensive. The only very fancy bra I have was a gift from the Bra Whisperer (best press junket ever!). She also gave me matching lace panties that cost more than a year's worth of my usual underwear. I've never worn them. They're too perfect.

To be honest, my big boobs looked great when I was young, but they're starting to sag a bit now that I'm nearing 40. And I haven't had kids, so they're still in pretty decent shape. I think small boobs are insanely sexy. :-)

One thing that made me furious was my gynecologist pushing expensive birth control pills that my insurance wouldn't cover. They would've cost me $85 a month. When I called his office to say "oh hell no," they tried to convince me by "supplementing" with free packs from their pharma rep. I refused and asked for a

Did you see that French flip-the-tables-on-misogyny video that was all over here the other day? Women jogging topless. YES. (Not that I ever could, but I'm all for it!)

Sometimes I fantasize: A button-down shirt that doesn't gape. A sweater that doesn't become a crop top by sheer boobage. A dress that fits both at the waist and the bust.

The last time I went braless, I was 11. Every year the bras get sturdier and uglier. :-)

I used to love Marc by Marc Jacobs handbags — the first one I bought on sale lasted forever — until he started putting a huge logo plate on everything. But when it comes to clothing it's like he comes up with a decent-enough design and says, "Fabulous, now how can we make this ugly?"

I had that exact thought. While some woman fantasize about (and pay for) large breasts, I'd so very happily swap my double Ds for pert, pretty boobs like Kendall's.

I can't even wrap my mind around how beautiful their babies would be.

I'll never understand the big deal about nipples, aside from the fact that it's a mouth-satisfying word to say. Throw a couple of tiny triangles over 'em and nobody cares, but OH GOD THEY'RE SHOWING!

Uh, I just gagged at the very thought. Both my kitties died last year. I miss them like crazy, but not stepping in barf every morning is the BEST THING EVER.

Also gross and dangerous when cats bite other cats. After one particularly bad brawl with another tomcat, my fat boy got the nastiest abscess I'd ever seen and it cost me a fortune in vet bills. So I'm not surprised that humans also get gnarly wounds.

Yup, knackered and pissed were the first two words I picked up from my British roommates when I spent time in Italy. Also important: the difference between snog and shag.

Give the despot a little credit for liking ladies over 30. That's progress, right!?

This deadly despot likes his call "girls" on the mature side, if director dude's casting hopes pan out. Intriguing. (I would love to have been at that pitch meeting.)

The NY Times article covered that same topic. Actually, when I read it on Slate it felt like a bit of a ripoff. It'll be interesting to see how Shaun White Enterprises does when its superstar CEO is no longer the top dog.

It's White's short haircut and his growing penchant for very expensive clothes. He doesn't exactly fit the laidback snowbro mold anymore. Even though he was never actually a laidback snowbro, he at least looked like one. There was an interesting feature in the NY Times mag in Jan about him. I suspect a lot of

Agreed! I once had dinner with friends who ordered apps and drinks and dessert. Meanwhile I ordered the very cheapest entree on the menu cause I was BROKE. You wouldn't believe the grief they gave me when I asked to split up the bill according to what was ordered, rather than splitting it evenly, which would've had me

My mom used to set my blonde little kid hair in Shirley Temple ringlets in the late '70s. She actually called them Shirley curls, so I guess her popularity was still going strong then.