I don't think that gmo crops have anything innately wrong with them either. The problem is that the thing they are engineered to do is withstand crap-tons of Round Up. And they must, because they are literally bathed in that shit from germination onward. The genetic modification argument is a red-herring that…

Ah, Grasshopper, NOW you come to it. Goats are simply goats. They aren't ignorant simply because they can's express themselves to your liking.

Um, nope. It wasn't. And there's no law against it—you just haven't mastered it yet.

I can take a joke. That wasn't one, though. If you don't mind, it's not rape, sweetie.

Are you seriously saying that goats are ignorant? Because they are usually the ones to fuck goats.

Pretty sure they don't want him there.

Good lord. YUCK! Was she high? I've seriously never heard of anyone doing that ever. That's cray-cray.

Wow. That's rare as hell.

I say we stop trying to decide who can use the ladies' and just divide the bathrooms into Douches and Non-Douches. Because the ladies' room has doors, ya know? Let the chips fall where they may.

When has it happened?

Ugh, check this: I had chicken pox in '68, mumps in '71, and rubella in '74, and had pneumonia in '76 and '79. But I can't corroborate having had measles (Dad just can't remember), so I just had to get vaccinated for it yesterday because of this shit. Grr.

Ah, to be young and in love with a thing again. Le sigh.

Hell yeah they're lustful! Why do you think I wear them? Duh!

Omigosh, I have told my husband multiple times to never let me be alone with my sister, but my stupid father always manages to draw him away to look at his unregistered gun collection (yeah, yikes) and it's like those fuckers are in on it together! She's creepy and weird and one minute will insist on a hug and the…

I totally 100% believe you.

It would totally serve him right if you "dropped off the radar" and he couldn't locate you. Because this is always on his terms, and I can see what's coming: he'll have some horrible disease, and you'll have to take care of him, and because he has no insurance you'll go bankrupt and half insane from worry and you'll…

That's similar to me, except that my parents and identical twin sister actually abused me, mentally and physically. And I married a man who loveslovesloves his family, and they lovelovelove him back, and I swear to god it makes me want to burst into tears just being around them. It's hard for my grown daughter, too,…

But that last one, though.

Yeah, and they're!

Uh, Maya Rudolph, duh!