Harry Potter!

Alas, I shall live forever in gray. It's because I am an old broad, older far than Bernadette. I lack the ready wit to make the black. Carry the torch for me, SSC. Carry it!

It's not wrong to view racial or sexuality-based rights as equal to women's. In fact, they can't really be neatly separated. And declaring oneself a feminist is not denying the importance of those things, at all. Why on earth is it wrong to for a person to describe a part of themselves, using a simple,…

It's not wrong to view racial or sexuality-based rights as equal to women's. In fact, they can't really be neatly separated. And declaring oneself a feminist is not denying the importance of those things, at all. Why on earth is it wrong to for a person to describe a part of themselves, using a simple,…

From the point of view of a white 49 yo woman, this list is solid. I know it's not complete, but it includes every boy/man I've ever dated or married. Kudos.

She's bringing '80s kitsch back! Oh my goodness, I love me some Raven.

I used to tell my husband to just please do what he sees, in his visual field, needs to be done. Nothing.

Drape a thong on top of them. Then walk away and see what happens.

So, like, do your own and the towels and put everything away and let her worry about her clothes?

This is right on the money. Figuring out how to tell somebody what they should have known to do all along without being told in a manner that doesn't lead to a screaming match (or worse, a pouting session) is harder than the impossible task of cleaning up after that rat-bastard in the first place. Blergh.

You gotta get permission for this stuff, people!

Out of 100 men who do it, I'd say maybe, MAYBE one woman does it. Ladies should do it more!

"Here are there"? Nope.

I'm sorry, this is so dumb, but I am near-sighted and at first saw your comment as "and I spit out my cloaca as I read this" and my guffaw woke up my husband in a comically "whuh? who? whuh???" sort of way.

Is that really more important?

Ha ha, omigod.

Why, WHY is there no video??? I neeeeeeed it!

Nope, not just you. My husband was devastated when Kristen Wiig left, and sulked through every SNL after that, UNTIL Leslie Jones opened her mouth for the first time on that show. It was like she'd parted the Red Sea or some shit.

I thought that was a guy.

Hell, she still did a whole lot better than I would have! You go, Mariah!