Your post made me laugh. My husband and his sisters LOVE to spend holidays with their family, and they all get along like peas in a pod. There’s never a bitter word, everyone has fun, and not one of them has the tiniest clue how it could be any other way. After a couple Xmas Eves with MY family, my poor shell-shocked…

My daughter has spent the last 3 Thanksgivings by herself in London because she’s too busy and too broke to come home just for the holiday. She has used the time to take photographs of ex-patriot Americans eating Thanksgiving style dinners in restaurants, going to the symphony, exploring un-experienced neighborhoods,…

When you shave that, you look pre-pubescent. That’s creepy on a felonious scale. Gross.

Shame for all around, I’d say.

This does seem to me like it’s making fun of people who would insist on what conservatives like to call political correctness. I’m not buying it.

Poobra.

Movin’ to Canada time! Oh, wait—they’re kinda righty now, too. Just not as much. Hm. Time to start diggin’ if that butthole Cruz takes the gavel.

I just called and left an extremely polite message asking the vice principal to allow Claudettia to attend the prom in her tux. It was so polite I may need some insulin. If we all call that number and leave polite messages, it will annoy a satisfying amount, I think.

I don't think she'd want you to date her, actually.

I didn't see where she demanded anything. She simply insisted on not doing something, like the same way some people don't eat meat or do windows.

And yes, I'm doin' it right now!

I'm 5'4", and to be fair that really does sound like a lot of floss. But I figure if you're gonna splurge on something, splurge on dental hygiene.

You, my dear, are a shill.

Are you kidding? Monsanto does sue for cross pollination. Watch a documentary, for godsakes.

How to wind it and all that? I swear to whatthehellever, people are freaking each other out over how to floss. It's really simple, here's how I do it with regular, cheap-ass floss: pull out a piece about equivalent to my height. Go at my top teeth, moving over about a couple inches every time I get done between a…

What is wrong with people now? Jeez, just wash with soap and warm water every day and the hair will be fine because it will be clean hair. Good lord.

Wow.

Lol, yup. Me, too.

Now on that last one, I was actually puzzled that the waitress didn't explain that the toast was made of whole wheat flour and wasn't that what she wanted, which would have cleared up the whole thing immediately. And since most waitresses are much smarter than me, I have to think there was a lack of due diligence…

You, my friend, should stop drinking that lovely, lovely Koolaid. While you're at it, stop taking money from people for this kind of bizarre pandering. Ew.