Not exactly a CP time story, but still my favorite “how the fuck did I make this flight” story: several years ago I was flying from NYC to San Francisco to meet my fiancée’s family, departing out of JFK. I used to only fly Delta, so I usually flew in and out of LaGuardia and I definitely made a mental note that I was…

I can’t remember his whole spiel, because my brain was filled with the enraged screams of my primal warrior ancestors and I was battling to keep a pleasant expression on my face.

I’m lazy and disinclined toward shaving any of my body hair, so I let it go full 70’s-key-party bush style. I will maybe clean up around the edges if I’m going to be in a swimsuit, but aside from that, I let it be how it’s meant to be.

You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

Besides her incredible talent, her ability to do whatever the fuck she feels like without giving a shit what anyone thinks has always impressed me. I love that lady to death!

When my mother did her residency in the fifties, there were two women on her ward who both had breast cancer. One of them had come in as soon as she noted the lump. The other found the lump in September or October but “waited till after the holidays” to be treated because she didn’t want to “ruin the holidays” for her…

My mum has a tunour. It was causing liver failure before it was diagnosed. 2 further days without treatment would have killed her so fuck you and ur obvious medical expertise. Firing a woman for putting her health first is the most disgusting thing I’ve had the misfortune to read today.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It was a dick move — no doubt. It’s also not something that is easily repeatable as an excuse. How many short-notice mammograms can a woman have?

Beyond being horrible PR, and bad for morale — the thing is, it tells people that in other kinds of situations like that, you shouldn’t be honest — you should call in sick,…

Jesus.

This is a pretty All-American redneck way to go, though.

I mean if we lived in a society where mental health was readily discussed and resources were available this shit wouldn’t happen. If we also lived in a society where we worried more about the mothers choice and needs as opposed to constantly trying to make it harder (more expensive, longer travel, less options) this…

It is wildly apparent (based on your comments/behavior in the last few months) that you don’t understand what the difference is between punching up and punching down. Color me shocked you agree with Seinfeld.

Well, seeing as I might have been (can't confirm but I vaguely remember and it's a running theory for some of my issues) molested by my second cousin while playing doctor, I wouldn’t call it that harmless.

All her other hairstyles were awesome compared to the Rachel. I think everyone’s hair got better with time. Except Ross’s, because he’s the worst.

So, if I went to my stylist last week and demanded a Rachel because it seems to be coming back in style, is that a lose or a win?

Valerie, not Valerine, Bertinelli. For all that is holy.

Read about this a day or so ago. So many comments to the like of “Well she shouldn’t have been drunk and mouthing off.” Really?! Really people?! They had no right to face check her into the floor.

Welcome to BART where officers who were too unstable for the corrupt SFPD get a job.
She’s just lucky he didn’t try to taz her on the ground and “accidentally” pull his real gun.

Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.