And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

The two teams have played each other 281 times now, we’re probably past the “familiarity breeds contempt” rivalary phase and now into the “is this all there is in this miserable rectangular state” existential dread phase

As a San Franciscan, I just want to say that I don’t think there’s a better way for The City to spend its money than hosting a prestigious event on its 50th anniversary.

Congratulations! You did it!

Or the Oscar Madison special.

Truth be told, I’m becoming more worried for the safety of the GF.

Since Mark Jackson returned to ESPN/ABC from getting his phony Bible-pounding ass fired as the GSW head coach, his ‘work’ doing color commentary has consisted entirely of sour grapes, cryptic self-referential analysis, and a master class in passive-aggression. What disguises the venom’s bitterness: It’s injected amid…

joshSmith.destroy();

Blancoté isn’t a real French word, but “blanc” and “cote” translate to “white” and “side,” as in Heat center Hassan Whiteside

Man, Riley Cooper gained a LOT of weight this early into the offseason. That's gonna be a pain to work off during OTAs.

I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh, motherfucker?

Is Cris Carter alleging that Chandler Jones rode in a car with Wayne Brady?

7. Art Vandelay

Is that real? Or just a Colin Cowherd wet dream?

But I don’t know what, if anything, the Browns can do for him.

The thing I love most about that tweet is that it suggests—correctly— that a cocktail waitress is as reliable a source as a sportswriter when it comes to verifying whether someone in a bar is Johnny Manziel.

Lemmy died, so nothing else matters

First Martin Shkreli, now José Mourinho. Will there be any heroes left among us by day’s end?

Are you talking about Klinsmann? How is he a snake oil salesman? The U.S. has done well under his coaching. Yeah, they bombed a few games, but no one expects the U.S. men’s team to be a top 10 team. We don’t have the talent to compete with Brazil, Argentina, Spain, England, Germany, Columbia, etc.