Dear Gawker Media:

Seeing “By Diana Moskovitz” in the byline when you’re involved has to be like seeing Chris Hansen asking you to “have a seat”.

Mourinho sure reminds me a lot of myself: an asshole who blames everyone else for my complete failure at life.

Normally they would, but because it was in Mexico, the exchange rate is different.

According to the local paper:

Bob Geldof?

Dear Basketball,

It’s known as “The Vatican Plan.”