Corporate culture comes from the top down. Zuckerberg and Sandberg are radical conservatives and white supremacists. So this is not surprising in the least.

Every time I make food for myself, I eat it in front of a computer while looking at pictures of better food. I have a long list of favourite Instagrams. I have been doing this for years.

Every morning when I go into the bathroom to perform the ritual ablution, I end by taking a few prolonged whiffs of Vicks VapoRub™. I like how it smells.

Honestly surprised I haven’t seen anything about dishwashers yet. The way I stack the dishwasher is correct, and everyone else who stacks my dishwasher differently is wrong

The French have a term for it: L’espirt de l’escalier. Because who would know more about losing an argument than the French 🤷🏻‍♂️

I do this too, except I do it in French, because I don’t have any one to practice my French with. So if you ever come across me alone, you’ll probably hear me saying Mais non connard!

I say hi and bye to my car - especially if I’m just walking by it. “Hi car, bye car”

You and my husband are sandwich twins.

Not totally secret, but just my wife and anyone who stays with us knows:

I talk to myself and sometimes re-argue past arguments with people who a) are not there to defend themselves and b) I haven’t spoken to in years. Pantsless of course, because fuck pants.

If you still support Kanye West you deserve to be swindled out of your money while the rest of us laugh at your misfortune.

By acclaim, Sorcia McNasty’s story about the haunted truck would go in there, and I’m still going to stand by my contention that the freakiest story I ever read on here was IndianaJoan’s story “911 Calling.”

Racial bias in pain assessment and treatment recommendations, and false beliefs about biological differences between blacks and whites

When people go in like this I’m of two minds:

Everyone stand back... WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE

Here we go...there’s at least one in every Facebook article. Thanks for being “that guy” and your diatribe has been duly noted.

I cried at least 3 times watching trailer last night

It’s almost like it’s a cyclic, Wagnerian, family-drama in space that will be repetitive due to the very nature of Oedipal revolt at the core of it’s premise or something.

Wild.

I realized it was Carrie's voice saying "Always" at the end and I basically started bawling. It's her birthday today!

You can tell he did it intentionally by that dumb fucking smirk he has on his face.