I seriously want to know who her surgeon and dermatologist are. Because they clearly are fucking wizards--look at that glow!

After watching her in Hanibal, American Gods (S1 in Bowie drag!) and The Fall, I’m left wondering how in the hell can she keep getting more and more luminous with time. Like calling her beautiful or sexy will be too crass and shit.

For the past few years, I’ve been FASCINATED by the satanic panic, and wondered how on earth people could believe something so wild.

and then a few people on my hometown facebook started posting pizzagate and QAnon stuff, and I was like “ah...never mind. I see.”

The Republicans probably would have just run her for Senate. 

I’m definitely seeing the parallels between QAnon and the Satanic daycare scandals of the 1980s, which ruined innocent lives.

I don’t know how much Pennington himself is to blame. Like most reality programming, it was probably driven almost entirely by producers wanting shit that looked good on camera. People forget but the original Extreme Makeover was not a home edition but a show about plastic surgery. It came from a dark place where no…

It must have been odd for her to watch herself transformed into an exemplary, unimpeachable figure mimicked in adorable Halloween costumes, posters, and memes.

DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE

I think the point of her lawsuit is to fix the policy so that people who don’t have her resources and can’t afford the legal fight will benefit. 

You were not responsible for your parent’s marriage. You were not responsible for your dad’s affair. You were not appointed, nor expected to be, your parent’s marriage counselor. You are their CHILD, not an unbiased professional. You are not responsible for your father failing to reach to your mother because that was…

I mean, I’m a 40 year old straight woman and I’m a little bit in love with Zendaya. Why she’d love the pasty boys back I cannot say, but I certainly don’t blame them for loving her.

All I can think of when I see MBB is her awful parents

Making (and making bank off) a sex tape in your twenties and showing off your body is nowhere near as bad as a mentally ill, deeply narcissistic father who abuses his offspring through his own performative delusions of anguished grandeur. I was the kid of such a parent and believe me, I WISH the worst of their sins…

I’m no fan of any of the Kardiashains but what exactly is she supposed to do? He’s an adult with his own money, his own platform and (I’d guess) his own enablers who are making it possible for him to do this. Short of having him involuntarily committed I don’t see what actions she could take that would reign him in…

Puhlease! If she was so concerned how did this event even happen? You know full well Kanye didn’t organize this event himself. He had people do it for him - managers, lawyers, assistants, etc. People that I’m sure Kim is in touch with, and with a couple of calls she could have put a stop to all of this.

I saw that. I'm not sure why so many people think it's her job to get him treatment. He is his own person, and getting someone into treatment against their will is extremely difficult to do. I don't like her, but I also don't think it's her job to reign in a grown man who has a diagnosis and the means to get the best…

It’s cool that the moms are showing up. You know who is suspiciously NOT showing up? All those militia types, who have as their stated reason for existing, being armed and ready to fight if the federal government oversteps its bounds and starts being tyrannical. Or something.

If you’re going to risk your life, maybe it ought to be for something more important than your Brett Kavanaugh cosplay.

“Oh, so it’s ok for us to spend our paychecks on rent and heat but it’s NOT ok for us to spend our paychecks on a jetski???”