I got a piece of pork shoulder on sale today, so tonight I'm making pork chile verde, then slopping it over a bunch of tortilla chips and broiling cheddar cheese on top. Like this Wendy's concoction, it will look like hot vomit. But it will taste spectacular, I guarantee you. I'll be taking a Zantac tonight, for…

Is he not "the dark guy in the middle?" Sure, the paper could have done a little more homework, but good gosh—we throw around words like "egregious" and "insensitive" like they're freaking M&Ms. A 3-year old with racially diverse parents and no ill-intent would describe him in the exact same manner. This requires no…

This was somehow much better than the original caption which described Subban as "the guy being arrested by his teammates for obvious reasons."

He was never accused of rape.

Wait — so let me just understand this. Some people are arguing that the Hope Solo case demonstrates a clear-double standard, motivated by political correctness of the most cynical variety, in the treatment of male vs. female domestic abusers. And your response is that the Solo case is TOTALLY different because hey…

Wow, how blunt of her.

You know what is nice? Having soccer on a real network that allows video clips online. Because if a Premier League game isn't shown in the US, it is frigging impossible to find a ESPN-style video summary of the match online, or even random video clips like in this post. Not terribly conducive to spreading the…

Clint Dempsey raps like Greg Howard blogs

I was glad when he finally stopped chasing Kate, and instead became involved with Juliet. They seemed to balance each other out so well, and looked like they were in love.

The ending was the ending, a massive mess. But on an individual episode basis, it is still one of the finest shows ever made, especially by a network. The backstories alone were worth it.

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

Or, find it completely unsurprising.

Did anyone else think that Washington was unusually loud yesterday? Particularly after RGIII went down and Cousins came in and started slicing the Jags? I know a good chunk of the fanbase has called for Cousins to take the starting job from day 1 of this season, but after watching the game, you almost got the feeling…

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

And it's only slightly less corrupt!

If only they were paid like it.