I really liked his performance as a self-important film scholar in Irreconciable Differences…..

"My sandwich is turkey, coleslaw, russian dressing. It's a classic. People come in, they order a Ted Danson"

-You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary!
- I thought they were animal cookies!
- Animal cookies? Are you kidding? Jesus Christ is not an animal!
- I-I-I…thought he was a monkey!… I thought that was all part of the zoo!

I'd argue the film section has been on a winning streak actually, what with the appearance of new features like A History of Violence and The Overlook, which are great, but seem to attract fewer people and often go unnoticed, an unfortunate consequence of the site's recent inclinations toward click-baity newswires and…

Seems… quite apt.

Not that I'm trying to knock against your argument, but you have pieces of turd for eyes, so I guess you may be a wee bit biased as to the actual quality of the movie.

Actually this is more how 4chan members tend to express themselves nowadays.

A mechanical and poorly thought-out argument coated in a jarring snarky tone? On my dearly beloved A.V. Club? No way.

So, as I see it, Seinfeld2000 has basically willed this whole thing into existence.

Five more episodes into Man Seeking Woman, I can assume the main protagonist suffers from acute Jerry Seinfeld syndrome - week after week he moans about the poor state of his personal affairs and a desperate lack of sex while lucking into one generally satisfying relationship after another and having lots of sex.

It's funny how Barsanti, despite being initially the butt of most jokes featuring him as O'Neal's cheap knockoff, is now getting the least amount of flak for his articles.

As far as excessive use of CGI goes, I'd rather watch a failed, but noble attempt at creating a different onscreen world rather than be subjected to yet another shoddily pornographic vision of how ours gets destroyed. I watched the trailer for this before Warcraft and was aghast at the utter shallowness of everything…

I like the implication in your comment that by the time the humanity dies out, AV Club staff will be governed by soulless snark-free robots doomed to wander the deserted earth until the end of times.

They fail to get the appeal of Apocalypse as a villain even when he's just one of the two figures featured in a promotional poster.

Still not as campy enough as his ponytail in the flashback sequence in Red Dragon.

Her haircut has been Brendan Fraser'd.

Ehrlich's emphatic style of opining rubs me the wrong way. He is one of those critics who can writhe in exultation over one film (his knowingly childish obsession with Carol on Twitter has become plain annoying) and totally bulldoze over another without a second thought or reservation. The inability to abandon…

If I hadn't seen the previous Michael Bay newswire, I'd say this guy's face pretty much redefines the scale of punchability.

That is one of the coolest things about old-school (I usually resist using this term, but I think it applies here), low-budget sci-fi: zero fuсks were given about the problem of having a 'consistent' tone that would match a story and make for a 'classic' adventure feel. A lot of times the creators just threw…

Elijah is Daniel, but stronger.