I would love a knowing, self-consciously satirical film with these two reprising their roles from Dracula, but in the modern day, and no vampire. If it were a deconstruction of the rom-com genre, that would be great.

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

AV Club, interview Cum Town.

“The A.V. Club started following you”