We must have a lot of eyes

Less of a soul, more of a potato?

Yes, no, don’t.

He looks like a thumb with teeth

It was solely Obama’s roasting of him that put Trump on the path. It was the Republicans deciding that a grifting, flim-flam, snake-oil salesman was their best bet that put him there.

That kid needs to learn to be a quitter. You won’t get anywhere in life if you don’t learn to say “Not just no, but fuck no.”

“That’s a bit insensitive. I hope you die!”

I was talking to a friend about this when it happened and we were heartbroken and it devolved into a conversation about how we were sure this boiled down to a “scorned” boy. Because that is always what it boils down to. Men who can’t, for whatever reason, succeed in fucking us, rape us. And when they can’t do that…

Unsurprisingly, Trump has beady eyes like two piss holes in the snow

Also, average everyday people
Who are having a bad moment in their life, due to circumstance
And have superfast purchase access to firearms
Kill people. With guns.

I’m have significant mental illness, and I have no reason to guess that he does too, nor has he claimed that. Racism and entitlement are not mental illnesses.

It makes no sense. He’s yelling at employed people, at work, about paying for their “welfare.” I don’t know their financial situation, but accusing people of being lazy welfare mooches at their place of employment seems dumb.

An abortion.

If it’s over a couple dollars, I say “that looks like a birthday or Christmas present, let’s take a picture and put it on your list.” Hand child phone, they take a bunch of pictures, done.

As a kid, I hated “maybe.” But as a parent, I am the Queen of Maybe. Also “We’ll See,” “I’m Not Sure,” “Perhaps,” and “Ask Me Later.” I have many realms in my empire. And all of them are designed to put off any decision until my child forgets about the ridiculous thing he or she wants to buy that we either cannot…

For me? It’s cowardice and laziness. It’s like when my kid asks for something idiotic, I think if I can just string her along for 30 seconds with a “maybe,” I can come up with some way to avoid the issue altogether. Don’t get me wrong, it never works, but I do it anyway.

Omg yeah Dear Sugar podcast just did an episode with this woman on. It was really good. Talking about how much extra work women do that is not recognized even within the family. Like you said, doing the work of a) deciding a cleaner is needed and bringing it up and b) doing the research of hiring a cleaner - was not…

I went to a funeral for a family friend yesterday, and while talking to my parents and several other family friends, we somehow got onto the topic of daycare. (I think someone asked if my husband and I were thinking about having another kid, and I said we couldn’t afford it.) When I told them how much we pay for day…

This administration, when it’s terrorism committed by white people?

Further than that, he is placing sanctions on Iran already even though they are not actually doing anything right now to build nuclear weapons. So... if you are going to get the sanctions anyway, why on Earth wouldn’t you start building nuclear weapons? Trump is not merely undoing the deal, he is basically begging…

He literally has no idea what he does not like about the actual deal itself. He only hates two things about it: (1) It was negotiated by Barack Obama and (2) It was not negotiated by Donald Trump. They could hold sham negotiations over the next couple of months, then just copy and paste the current Iran deal into a…