What more do we need to know about Tony, Maria, and “those people,” beyond that they are neo-Nazis?

If i were Melania, I would make it my mission in life to fuck every last secret service agent just so Cheeto Mussolini would never not be surrounded by younger, better-looking men who had fucked his wife.

Her reason for shirking the job and your reasons why she should do so are NOT THE SAME.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

Melania wanted to be a wealthy widow. Who would have thought that sentient oedema would live this long? I’m sure she’s never urged him to eat a salad or join he at the gym. Meanwhile, she’s keeping fit, ready to snag husband #2. I’m sure she’s pissed Trump hasn’t dropped dead of a massive coronary yet

Hmmm... $20,000 for a rocket to go 1800 feet, or $300 for a short distance commercial flight with a window seat at 39,000 feet.

Oh he ded.

Ahem, that should be: Malerezman, li vre.

I’m confused; the allegation is that Trump is stupid.

twirling twirling twirling towards freedom

How unfair to kindergarteners. They’re really extraordinarily sharp! Think about it; could you or I learn as much in one year as the average four-year-old does, apparently effortlessly?

Yeah that leftist slant like, “there’s a tape of trump saying he likes to just grab women by the pussy” or “Roy Moore has been accused by someone of being a pedopile and his denial was weak”, or “the majority of the tax cuts go to the most wealthy” or “ there is no empirical evidence that trickle down economics works,…

Thank you. My kindergartner is fucking awesome and has more emotional intelligence than the orange fatberg* that is DJT.

Now, that’s going too far! There’s no need to insult kindergartners like that!

... kids are pretty even odds to be brighter than Mr Trump.

BTW it Must Be Emphasized:

Great article. There are modern extrathoracic negative pressure ventilators that are comparatively small and unobtrusive. They’re phenomenally expensive to use and service, but luckily we don’t live in some kind of crazy dystopia in which only the fortunate and wealthy have access to modern medical technology and…

Using “badge politics”, censoring those who don’t worship twitter’s liberal dictator, & implementing procedures to annihilate conservatives from the Internet?

Or maybe it was a big FU to the golden state.