What more do we need to know about Tony, Maria, and “those people,” beyond that they are neo-Nazis?

If i were Melania, I would make it my mission in life to fuck every last secret service agent just so Cheeto Mussolini would never not be surrounded by younger, better-looking men who had fucked his wife.

Her reason for shirking the job and your reasons why she should do so are NOT THE SAME.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

Melania wanted to be a wealthy widow. Who would have thought that sentient oedema would live this long? I’m sure she’s never urged him to eat a salad or join he at the gym. Meanwhile, she’s keeping fit, ready to snag husband #2. I’m sure she’s pissed Trump hasn’t dropped dead of a massive coronary yet

Hmmm... $20,000 for a rocket to go 1800 feet, or $300 for a short distance commercial flight with a window seat at 39,000 feet.

Oh he ded.

Ahem, that should be: Malerezman, li vre.

twirling twirling twirling towards freedom

Yeah that leftist slant like, “there’s a tape of trump saying he likes to just grab women by the pussy” or “Roy Moore has been accused by someone of being a pedopile and his denial was weak”, or “the majority of the tax cuts go to the most wealthy” or “ there is no empirical evidence that trickle down economics works,…

Using “badge politics”, censoring those who don’t worship twitter’s liberal dictator, & implementing procedures to annihilate conservatives from the Internet?

Or maybe it was a big FU to the golden state.

YOU GUYS, I just announced *today* that I am running for County Board Chairman —a position that has never been held by a democrat or a woman of either party in history of our County. Only rich white republicans have ever held this office (it pays insanely well!). Right now, the incumbent is running unopposed and I…

Obviously, Kevin had mental health issues stemming from his incarceration. We need to do more to improve access to psychiatrists and social workers after prisoners are released.

This guy is an expert in ghosts. Murdering him would only result in an afterlife-long appointment.

kinda like throwing dirty diapers against a wall to see which ones stick

The best part of this news is all of the photos of sexy men in the comments.

If they’d picked Obama, it would’ve been the greatest thing People magazine had ever done.

Even saying nothing would have been better.