Actually food is an investment. Buy good healthy food and you’re investing in yourself. That’s why Michelle Obama tried to get schools to serve healthy stuff, but of course the parents of America scream “how is my kid gonna eat that shit.”

Food is a depreciating asset. It loses nearly all it’s value within a few days time. From that perspective, I would give it a no buy recommendation.  

Ya know the fuck what.

Maybe we should plaster billboards with the broken and bloody bodies of children shot daily. THIS IS WHAT A BULLET DOES TO A CHILD.

And contrary to what most Americans think, you don’t get shot and then die right away like in a movie. No you lay on the ground, bleed out over a period of time.…

I wish this guy didn’t kill himself, just so we could see Trump not publicly calling for the death penalty.

You can’t talk about guns, but you can threaten to wipe another country off the map?

You’re definitely the vegan that everyone is always talking about.

No, grown men exclusively consume diary in yogurt form.

In my experience, saying yes to shots is a good indicator of being too close to blackout territory to make drinking said shots an even remotely good idea.

Glad to read that Megyn spent more time on bad shots in Mexico than in Texas.

And if it is a mental health issue, then why did 45 revoke the checks on mental health when buying a gun?

What I don’t understand is why “this” cannot be both a mental health issue and a gun issue.

“a mental health problem at the highest level”

A tremendous loss of.perfectly good seamen - reminds of a story my yugely successful real estate friend used to, when the boys scouts go to bed I’ll tell you about another waste of semen - and it’s not about Donald Jr believe me - but it does involve boats like these fine ships, except my friends boats were for sex…

They were already in church; how many more prayers do they need?? It’s time for more action and less praying.

still more likely to be killed by a white man with a gun than a islamic terrorist in a truck.

I know this has been around for a minute...still funny tho...

It’s especially weird because doing one thing doesn’t stop you from doing the other. Even if a miner learns to be a plumber or computer programmer he can still work in a mine if one reopens. Education gives you more, not less, freedom.

The idea of “merit based immigration” is also funny coming from the “they’re taking our jobs!” crowd. Like, sure, you can give visas to people who have computer engineering degrees- but there are already Americans who have those degrees and want to work in that field. There aren’t tons of Americans who want to spend…

I grew up in a county in Alabama which had/has the most churches per capital in the state. I was a fundamentalist evangelical Christian as a teen, surely a tedious bore even to my religious classmates, and a general pain in the ass to everyone around me. I policed the actions of my entire family, and my only friends…

Yeah, Uzbekistan isn’t part of the conventional definition, though I’d argue it was a deeply integrated part of the Islamic world prior to the Russian expansion into Central Asia. Bukhara, Samarqand, Khiva, Urgench, all important cities in greater Persia and major players in Islamic learning and sciences.