My fetus has a heartbeat and I haven’t puked since Monday!

“These are words Donald Trump just said about Puerto Rico: “The loss of life, it’s always tragic. But it’s been incredible. The results that we’ve had with respect to loss of life. People can’t believe how successful that has been, relatively speaking.” What the fuck does that mean?”

“The NFL cannot disrespect our country,” Trump said, before taking a deep breath and continuing.

“I have so many friends...”

I’m astonished by this as well. I hate him with the heat of a thousand million laser cats.

You are absolutely correct. There are acceptable risks we all take (driving etc), and there are risks there’s no reason to accept. When there’s another able body available to do things that may have disastrous consequences to you and not them, they should be doing those things. Like cleaning a fucking litter box for…

You’re home enough to chase after and clean up after Pee Cat every.single.time it pees in the sink, but you don’t have time to do your fucking dishes more than once a week? And husband getting mad asking him to clean a fucking litter box? Let me guess, he is going to whine having to “babysit” his own kid, too. I don’t…

I don’t want to pile on this lady, but I just gotta say: if asking her husband to clean the litter box while she’s freaking pregnant elicits anything other than “of course dear”, let alone a fight, then there are problems. She can’t do it, it needs to be done, he’s the only other person available. This does not bode…

A-friggin-men.

Froggyfriendly, we are not hating on you- or at least most if us aren’t-but most of us are women and probably mothers and we know that if you think you can’t get on top of this cleaning situation now, it will be twice as bad when you’re taking care of a baby and cleaning up while trying to also keep it safe. Being…

Your husband sounds like a dick.

you clean up once a week? then your house is not THAT dirty and you don’t know how dirty a house can be if you compare your messiness to this story. my grandmother was a hoarder. my mother is a hoarder. i would never let my child to stay at their place, it is literally dangerous (once i stepped in a huge rusty nail in…

I had a roommate in college who swore she didn’t know how to clean. I wrote down detailed instructions on what needed to be cleaned, how often, and with what cleaning product. Then it changed to she didn’t see the mess. Like, she legit argued she couldn’t tell the difference between a countertop just wiped clean and…

Did you know that you can actually pay someone to clean your house without the threat of CPS taking your children away?

There’s a difference between mess/clutter and filth. No one is expecting there not to be any dust, but pet messes need to be cleaned up, dishes need to be done and the trash needs to be taken out regularly. That’s really all you need to do, but those things HAVE to be done so that the home is safe.

This is all going back to what I said on the last post: this isn’t about the parents, it’s about the kids. Hire a housekeeper… for the kids.

Hire a housekeeper. I get it, you’re busy and you never learned how to clean a house. Everyone will also chime in to say your husband could do it and so on. Okay. Still, hire a housekeeper. Knowing CPS won’t get involved in your parental rights is a low standard to set for yourself.

I think a lot of those commenters never bothered to ask themselves if removing the kids from a home is truly the only option we should be allowed.

You really never know.

There’s always one know-it-all.