Jesus Christ, dude.

Soundly?

this is a Bad Take

Team couldn’t talk him out of it.

Quoth the raven: “Zachary Orr.”

I can see you

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

One the the few times Pete let a star player carry something of importance.

listen, when your content ebbs, people will find a way to find it

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

Schilling is the perfect encapsulation of the modern GOP.

Here’s a little story: I had a private loan with Sallie Mae, and I opted to make payments while in school to keep the balance from ballooning before I graduated.

That’s why I never dunk. I totally could if I wanted to though.

The CFPB seems to be doing great work, but I assume the new administration is planning to scrap it.

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

Dear Jorge,

Aaaaaaaaand, fuck Curt Schilling.

Hilfiger a way back.

Weird, Roger Goodell is a gutless craven douchelord.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert