*Sees Noah struggle mightily in the 1st year of a 4 year/72million contract*

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

It would be hilarious is Harrison exploded and all that was left is the PED’s that rejuvenated his fake career.

But it’s hilarious that a player posts an admonition not to call the Patriots assholes on social media, on social media.

In the South a traitor is considered a Great American.

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

God...I haven’t been this concerned since Hootie left the Blowfish.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

I still refuse to listen to this woman speak. So, I can’t bring myself to watch the video.

Toews is great but he should not be here. Panarin got dicked over.

“Jokes on you we’re already fucking our siblings”

“What’s attendance mean?”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

61? When I finally sell my old clunker I need to find out whoever’s been rolling back back back his odometer.

I have never felt older than I feel right now, after learning that Chris Berman is only 16 years older than me.

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

Involuntary ballslaughter.

That Hayward is easily an upgrade over Crowder, particularly when it comes to scoring the ball - and given Hayward’s history with Brad Stevens one would assume he’d be a great fit on the team?