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Hot taek warning.

but, playing 4-on-5, they actually outscored UAB 20-16 over the final 6:04.

I’m shocked that Vlade Divac would flop at something.

The Carmelo Anthony Saga Just Keeps Getting Messier

wow he will play catch with his kids he must really love that shit

yeah, it’s a murder car

Another wall that really could have used a father growing up...

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

This reminds me of how I smile at my boss when we make eye contact and then after she turns aways I crinkle my nose in distaste.

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

I can’t wait for the Mark Wahlberg film.

The funny thing is, in the last few years before John Saunders’ passing, the show was improving. The old guard was slowly disappearing and new faces were coming in (Jemele Hill, Jane McManus, Pablo Torre, Israel Gutierrrez). Then Saunders passed away, they decided to let Lupica host, and everything went to hell.

As sanctimonious and sonorous as it could be, The Sports Reporters was one of the few places on ESPN where one could listen to grown-ups.

Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.