Before people argue otherwise, I present white people apologizing for other white people behaving badly.

He’s lucky his name isn’t De’Grayson Allen playing for Georgetown or Georgia Tech.

“He’s got a lot to learn about kinesiology before he’s ready for the NBA.”

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

I was a little surprised not to see Heathens, the rare popular song I hate, on this list.

Counterpoint: 24K Magic is good.

My students chose 7 Years as their song for our end of the year concert. I have PTSD.

I’ll always remember that time he ran a conservative play with excellent fundamentals that resulted in a legal two point basket. Ah, good times.

You’ve really cracked the case open.

“It’s definitely frustrating,” safety T.J. Ward said.

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

Down 13, commit a penalty, and flex for the camera. TJ Ward is an idiot.

And thanks to the NFL’s official online ticket exchange, his dad was able to see it happen from the stands.

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

Counterpoint: Fuck Curt Schilling with a rusty drill in his bloody ankle hole. Until Bonds and Clemens get in (and even then) Nazi Curt should be left out.

Yes, he absolutely should be enshrined, but at the same time, it is so fucking funny that he isn’t. Knowing he’s on twitter searching for “Curt Schilling HOF” getting angry at people who say they wouldn’t vote for him. It’s the little things that make me happy.

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

What the hell NY? That’s HENRIK LUNDQVIST. Why isn’t anyone out to wreck Eakin’s shit after that? I tried to leave my couch to fight that guy, and I haven’t been in a fight since the great maple syrup heist of ‘13. That is, no joke, an appalling disgrace.

Just ask Chris Chelios:

Poor Tiffany, even when she is standing right in front of her dad he will do everything he can to ignore her...