Tinted visor and socks pulled over his heels.

This. The price of the stick isn’t really the problem (at least for Biebs), it’s just incredibly disrespectful to hack the stick like that in a rec game.

Spoken like a non-hockey player...

My goalie don’t like you, and he likes everyone.

By all accounts, and I know guys who have played with him, he’s a scrawny hack on the ice. He’s probably lucky he didn’t start shit. The rink is the one place you can get into shit without severe repercussions.

Ha! I made the same association over on theslot.

“Are you now or have you ever been a believer that man-made CO2 emissions are responsible for rapid global warming? Answer the question!”

This is what battles tyranny: ordinary people, alone or in their millions, simply saying NO.

He’s automatically better by not being on the Bears...

I’m really surprised at this email chain. Most XC runners’ entire sexual histories could easily be documented in a single tweet.

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

15 years ago this is a good football play, can’t even try to kill people on the field anymore SMDH

Absolutely. That’s why it’s still a problem.

I’m a Habs fan (obvs by the name) but this was fucked. I sat there like WTF is he doing and he full on deserved to get kicked out. I know the rule says specifically if the goalie hits a player in the head with his blocker he should be ejected, but this was close enough and it was also excessive.

And here’s the NFL, publicizing the unsportsmanlike conduct!

God, this is so unsurprising. Fuck that guy!

I actually have more respect for a guy who steals from sick kids than a guy who goes to Power Rangers conventions.

A men’s club in my town had an annual father-son banquet which featured some athlete to speak, sign autographs, et cetera. One year the guest was Ken Stabler, who after the banquet asked where the nearest bar was. So everybody followed the Snake to the only tavern out there—this is in very, very rural northwest…

I was skiing in Sun Valley, Idaho about 20 years ago... Schwarzenegger strutted in, in a tight, purple ski suit. I’m putting on my boots on the bench to the side, he puts his hands on his hips, stops and say “See, Marie, we are one of the normal people” and marched up stairs.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…