This was just straight up purchased.

Dear Ina,

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

Christ.

DIES ON THE ICE, IS REVIVED, ASKS TEAMMATES WHY THEY STOPPED THE FIGHT

Thank god for the goalie, basically the only one to realize this dude was out cold. That could have gone really bad very fast with all those blades dancing about nearby

I hope the owner of Comet Ping Pong files defamation and libel suits galore against people knowingly spreading this shit, but especially Alex Jones and Michael O’Flynn.

Nothing will top the trailer for the shitty Lifetime Brittany Murphy biopic.

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

‘2018 Washington DC.’

Being a White Sox fan is stupid and I hate it.

Dropping 60 points is great, but the real story here is that Draymond Green went 48 minutes without kneeing an opposing player in the balls.

Please tell me more. I’m eating dinner right now, and it’s delicious, but not as tasty as your painful memories.

Bomani Jones is a quality sports fan

That’s 11 in Canadian dollars.

In the Northwest Indiana steel town in which my Greek grandfather grew up in the ‘20s and ‘30s, Greeks were at the very bottom of the ethnic totem pole. Papoo got beaten up by Dutch and Irish kids for being brownish and Orthodox all the time. So, naturally, he became pretty nastily racist against blacks as an adult.

SIR - one cannot be both a hosier and a girdler. It is simply not done.

Racism? At Lazio?