“Not since the end of the Trump Presidency have I seen anything sadder.”

I also have a lab so I was like NOPE NOT SEEING IT UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME IF HE MAKES IT BECAUSE I WILL LOSE MY SHIT IN THE THEATRE

And this is why I got an IUD two months ago. At least this way I’m protected for six years and hopefully by that time we’ll have evicted this band of grifters from all positions of power (looking at you, too, Paul Ryan, et al.). I am sick over this, because I know a lot of women who need certain types of birth…

Why does a business’s moral objection (not even religious, just moral) somehow outweigh my medical needs? So if I work for a profitable business where my boss thinks women should stay home with lots of babies, I shouldn’t be able to treat PCOS under my health insurance. Gah!

i’m your age - turned 34 last week! happy birthday! - and i take more than my allotted PTO. i think it’s cause i had a RIDICULOUS amount when i first graduated from college, and took it, and so each job that has had less (and they all have) makes me annoyed and makes me feel like i’ve earned more.

Well, Herr Drumpf said he wanted to bring back waterboarding and torture - looks like he’s got his man.

Before scrolling the rest of the threads I thought I was the only one who thought he looked like a middle aged man. Jim Gaffigan specifically, IMHO.

Guess who’s on the cover of Fit Pregnancy and Baby this week! Too slow: it’s Peta Murgatroyd, Heavans to.

this babby is Not Cute. there. i said it.

It is unfair how adorable your dog is.

Bless this child. He’s more persistent than the entire Democratic party that just had an election stolen from them.

I have had some seasonal allergies in my life, always curable with Claritin. I just moved from NYC to Portugal and have been dying. I had to try 3 different drugs here and finally have found that Zyrtec and Flonase allow me to function. I thought Portugal was the problem but it is probably just the world? great.

This is one of the reasons I love eShakti. Not only is their business model of making each garment for your specific dimensions fabulous, but one of the models they use is my exact size. She’s a generous size 8 - technically sized as an 8, but a little bit taller/bigger/bustier. It’s amazing to see what something will…

Some future headlines:

Nice blanket! What are your dogs names?!?!

There’s no shame in it, but people don’t understand that many women are childless not by choice, but by shitty circumstances and bad luck. It’s an incredibly rude question to begin with, but also extremely emotional and upsetting for a lot of women.

I like that John Oliver keeps referring to him as Melissa McCarthy.

Speaking as someone who had two babies who are now teenagers and both in therapy, I also need a break from perfect motherhood that seems to stop when they turn 7.