I can’t imagine anything going sideways here

“The plane banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated, then it banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated. This went on for three hours, over and over again, and even though it was very boring, I never thought anything was wrong.”

One of the post-retirement benefits negotiated by the MLBPA is that if you like your steroid provider, you can keep it.

The absolute only thing that will ever stand a chance of allowing the teams in less desirable cities to compete with the ones in sexy media capitals is to do away with all limits on the amount of money teams can spend on salaries, both in total and on individuals, so that teams in places like Salt Lake City and…

How long would it take to train Giannis to throw a fastball 90 mph?

... in the ludicrous call for players to be punished for seeking the best deal in the absence of one as in all the various simpatico qualming about the supposedly new horror of independent and mobile players who like the idea of getting to pick where they live and work....

It is patently ridiculous that US Soccer, the non-profit organization thats primary purpose is to promote soccer in this country, does not pay the men’s and the women’s team equally. I don’t care which team earns more for US Soccer or less, the whole point is that the organization takes money from its money-making…

Honest question: Regardless of Kawhi’s decision, how are the Lakers going to field an entire roster of NBA-level players at this point?

Lol the Raptors were awful.

I don’t get it either, and I’m not really sure why Alex Morgan was playing in the 87th minute of this game. To be fair, they plugged in a bench player like Carli Lloyd. She’ll never get a chance to play otherwise.

Yep. It’s like when I play games or sports with my friends’ elementary school aged kids. I always way-over-the-top celebrate*. I’ve done stuff similar to 9th goal Rapinoe... but the whole joke is: What kind of asshole would celebrate like that against someone who clearly had no chance.

If they don’t start every show by apologizing for Drake, then I’m not interested in what they have to say

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

He deleted the tweet? Wow, someone must have given him a sternum talking-to.

Is there a reason that’s not offensive foul on Kawhi? Looney had position and was going straight up. He did the same thing later to Draymond, but Draymond fell into Bogut (luckily I guess), but again the foul was on Draymond.

Oof, I can already imagine the Dead Letters on this one. Gary is going to really lay into you from his Nextel i580 powered by PrimeCo.

The math would lay out that in Game 3 Toronto will be up by 15 at the half, Curry will come out and put up 17 straight threes in 10 minutes, then his right foot will fall off and the Warriors will lose by 4. In game 4 Curry comes back with a wheel where his right foot was and puts up a triple double, before Andre…

Remember what has happened here.

Drake is a monster. Does no one remember that he used to pretend to be handicapped?!