I totally agree, but it’s easier to repeatedly yell 27 missed 3s in a row when “debating” someone at a bar.

Last year’s loss was excruciating but excusable. They were missing Chris Paul and it was possible to look at 0-27 as some cosmic anomaly. Sometimes, sports is cruel.

The Rockets:

He’s got that robot agent at his house consoling him for his loss right now.

He decided to go to Toyota Center to get shots up, nixing Curry’s reservations. The Warriors’ point guard offered to stick to half a court, but Paul wasn’t having it. Curry was kicked off the Toyota Center court.

Why do I feel like his State Farm agent really is Chris Paul’s closest friend?

“CP3 a year older and slower next year, still getting paid $24m, and I just don’t see the Rockets being a factor going forward.”

I laughed sadly while shaking my head at Eric Gordon getting T’d up after passing up an open lane to the bucket in favour of throwing up an off balance one hander from 25 feet because he wanted a foul called on Bogut from contact a good 2 steps earlier and blew a gasket when it didn’t get called. This is what…

I hate the warriors with the passion of one thousand suns. But man, shit, it was cool to see them acting like the warriors of a few years ago. I don’t know how to reconcile this other than to make some pizza rolls and have one more coors light and say

This is something you learn when you are 8 years old when playing hockey. Exit the zone before going to the bench. Yes, it is a stupid rule that doesn’t affect the game play. It is the same as turning toward second base after you cross first base playing baseball. In youth hockey, before the 2nd period starts, one of…

i didn’t just tear up, YOU just teared up 

Despite all those failures, he remains positive...

And a better talk show host than a safe sex haver.

Perhaps it’s more likely that LeBron helped to push him out?

Dude, don’t even suggest that.

This is bonkers, is it not? Absolutely bonkers. Do we think LeBron now tries to get out. Is it possible in this unholy timeline that the Knicks land the number one pick and trade it for LeBron? LeBron and Durant together? Does LeBron demand a trade and keep his family in LA? Does he want to go back to Miami (please…

I’m really enjoying this feature as it’s reminded me of everything from the earlier seasons so I didn’t have to spend 70 hours rewatching it. 

That fight between the Hound and Brienne though.  One of the rare show-only scenes that manages to be purely awesome.

Stannis: It is customary to kneel when surrendering to a king.