I don’t get it either, and I’m not really sure why Alex Morgan was playing in the 87th minute of this game. To be fair, they plugged in a bench player like Carli Lloyd. She’ll never get a chance to play otherwise.

Yep. It’s like when I play games or sports with my friends’ elementary school aged kids. I always way-over-the-top celebrate*. I’ve done stuff similar to 9th goal Rapinoe... but the whole joke is: What kind of asshole would celebrate like that against someone who clearly had no chance.

If they don’t start every show by apologizing for Drake, then I’m not interested in what they have to say

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

He deleted the tweet? Wow, someone must have given him a sternum talking-to.

Is there a reason that’s not offensive foul on Kawhi? Looney had position and was going straight up. He did the same thing later to Draymond, but Draymond fell into Bogut (luckily I guess), but again the foul was on Draymond.

Oof, I can already imagine the Dead Letters on this one. Gary is going to really lay into you from his Nextel i580 powered by PrimeCo.

The math would lay out that in Game 3 Toronto will be up by 15 at the half, Curry will come out and put up 17 straight threes in 10 minutes, then his right foot will fall off and the Warriors will lose by 4. In game 4 Curry comes back with a wheel where his right foot was and puts up a triple double, before Andre…

Remember what has happened here.

Drake is a monster. Does no one remember that he used to pretend to be handicapped?!

I totally agree, but it’s easier to repeatedly yell 27 missed 3s in a row when “debating” someone at a bar.

Last year’s loss was excruciating but excusable. They were missing Chris Paul and it was possible to look at 0-27 as some cosmic anomaly. Sometimes, sports is cruel.

The Rockets:

He’s got that robot agent at his house consoling him for his loss right now.

He decided to go to Toyota Center to get shots up, nixing Curry’s reservations. The Warriors’ point guard offered to stick to half a court, but Paul wasn’t having it. Curry was kicked off the Toyota Center court.

Why do I feel like his State Farm agent really is Chris Paul’s closest friend?

“CP3 a year older and slower next year, still getting paid $24m, and I just don’t see the Rockets being a factor going forward.”

I laughed sadly while shaking my head at Eric Gordon getting T’d up after passing up an open lane to the bucket in favour of throwing up an off balance one hander from 25 feet because he wanted a foul called on Bogut from contact a good 2 steps earlier and blew a gasket when it didn’t get called. This is what…

I hate the warriors with the passion of one thousand suns. But man, shit, it was cool to see them acting like the warriors of a few years ago. I don’t know how to reconcile this other than to make some pizza rolls and have one more coors light and say

This is something you learn when you are 8 years old when playing hockey. Exit the zone before going to the bench. Yes, it is a stupid rule that doesn’t affect the game play. It is the same as turning toward second base after you cross first base playing baseball. In youth hockey, before the 2nd period starts, one of…