Really? Putting all the M&Ms together when there are clearly great M&Ms and just OK one—

/reads the links, understands the post now

My kids

“Tonight, someone will lose.”

Can we at least get one last DUAN?

The clear preference for “fruit” vs. chocolate is some real serial killer shit, Kelsey.

*chef's kiss*

Just wanted to say it fucking blows that Barry got fired yesterday. There are relatively few constants left in life, but Barry writing the first article of the day for Deadspin was one of them. I’ve been coming to Deadspin regularly for about 10 years now. I love this place. So many laughs, so many great reads. The…

I would guess the story was submitted before all this shit went down

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

GMG was/is the one corner of the internet where I’m NOT afraid to read the comments. It’s been a good 10+ years, guys.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

It’s so obvious how staged this is. Even sadder when you realize he staged it to one-up Obama’s. 

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

The fact that Trump can go anywhere without being cursed at is a testament to how often we give too much respect to assholes and despots who don't deserve. The only thing that would've made me prouder of the area that I live in is if they had started an "ASSHOLE" or "FUCK YOU TRUMP" chant.

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

This is amusing, but accusing Vic Fangio of being duplicitous is like accusing Donald Trump of engineering all his controversies intentionally...for some reason.