I’m almost glad he missed the kick. If he makes it then everyone tends to quickly forget how bad the offense was all day because they won. Just like after the Denver game. They don’t deserve that.

Have you met the quarterback?

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

I didn’t see the play, but as a Ravens fan I can pretty much picture it. 

Ross: Stress for Less

Failure in the red zone is an improvement over not getting into the red zone, I guess.

This is like Remembering A Guy in real time

My favorite part was the "wtf am I supposed to do with this" body language from the Knicks d every time he caught the ball deep.

Or, players could elect their own doctors? Would you let your boss pick your doctor?

What do you expect? None of them are from China where the NBA is owned.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

This deserves all the stars and bars. 

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.