Perverts? Hey, there are probably more than 10,000... er, more than 23,000 of us interested in that game!

And (from the top pic) the 50/50 raffle of a mid-week Rangers/Rockies spring training game.

Not sure which I would prefer to find in my backyard, a pit of vipers or the U of Maryland athletic department.

“I like your optimism!” -The Ghost of Jack Haley

Human decency is not so common these days. 

Not sure whether to laugh or despair that “mixed company” now means rational people mixed with flag-/gun-/border wall-humpers.

Pax exeunt. 

Not unlike the reaction when a coworker tries to hand you a pair of 500-level White Sox tickets. 

Typical liberal, always focusing on the negative.

Jordan seems to be in a bit of a bald-faced lie spot.

I love minor league baseball!

“Papa John [...] and ‘his affiliates and associates’ own 30 percent of the company.”

This joke is great for one reason: It -No! Two reasons! First... 

My only suggestion: Should be in Cyrillic.

“...Yes, 911, and tell them he made me ‘goose’ eight times in a row! I am the aggrieved goosee here!"

When asked who he thought ate the strawberries, Matheny was quiet, except for the sound of clacking ball bearings. Then he answered, “I don’t know yet. But Norris is going to get to the bottom of it.”

Clickhole Quiz: Which of My Garbage Venture Capitalist Owners Are You? 

“Entertaining” and “irritating” have very similar syllables and vowel sounds. I understand your confusion.

“...[I]t’s a lot better [...] than a roster built with the intent of losing as many games as possible.”

For our mid-80s bottle rocket wars, we used the toy replica muskets you could buy in the olde-timey stores at amusement parks. It at least gave us a feeling of better accuracy.