I had them as "Is England".

What color bulb should I put in the porch light to show my solidarity with this movement? 

B-E-T-S! BEST, BEST, BEST!

There’s only one week in November when the phrase “turkey baster” in a news article isn’t guaranteed to make you gag.

Oh, a Sovereign Grammarian, eh?

I like the fan-friendly aspect of this plan.

I was thinking tank tax too. Lose a percentage of TV revenue relative to your losing percentage, maybe starting at 70% and worse. Encourage teams to try to win, but still let losers get high draft picks.

Let’s also note re. attendance that this April in the Midwest and Northeast has resembled a winter gale on the Baltic Sea, while the Marlins play IN MIAMI.

“[B]lind-sided by the news.”

“Cora, the guy he had yelled at, was being ‘pretty unprofessional.’ “

Alright, Conor, time’s up. The next inmate wants to use the computer.

Oh, for Christ’s sake.

This was also a short-lived meme in Chicago called “Watching Trestman”.

“So you’re saying he’s available?” -U of Rhode Island A.D.

“We were optimizing for distance to the grocery store, so in that situation you’re not thinking about perfect selection. We’re confident that in the long term, the synergy of cottage cheese and hamburger buns on taco night will work out.”

Stanton: “Are they booing me?”

That’s just a number-retirement plaque, not a headstone. #51 is still among the living.

<Haas looks at the long list of godawful shitty tanking NBA teams; checks projected draft order> “To hell with it. Put me back in, Coach.”

Isaaw what you did there.

“Example?” -Tim Donaghy