We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Christ. The golden shower is relatively tame compared to the seriousness of the allegations in the report.

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

Because white people.

This one is legitimately scary. Like this punch took a few years off of her life. Doesn’t feel right after seeing these photos.

The Nice Guys ruled. You eat shit.

The point was that Bradshaw is dumb, without saying it in those words.

If Ridley Scott and John Carpenter opened a sushi bar...

Hundreds of thousands of angry, drunk fans with guns. What could possibly go wrong?

This story is already incredibly tragic, as lives are lives no matter who they are, but holy shit can you even imagine if this crash had happened with the Argentina national team, including Messi, on board? That would have to be the biggest sports story in the history of the world right? Man U once lost several…

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Yeah! He’s also the one who says “Yippie Ki Yay, M.F.er” but he says the full words, not “MFer.” It was rated R.

When they fill the infield with water?

Well it does result in hilarious overreactions like yours.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.