For me, the reactions of the girlfriend really stood out to me, not that anything about it wasn’t shocking. Rather just her non-chalant reactions made it clear that she was completely used to him doing stuff like that, which is just chilling.

LT said that

I genuinely don’t understand both the “forcibly kissed” and “groped” parts of the Franken story. The photo is goddamn stupid, but doesn’t show contact so isn’t groping - fucking insulting and demeaning, yes, but not sexual assault.

After consultation with my Generals and military experts

Rumour has it, she’s also having an affair with Donald. Many people are saying this. Many very fine people are saying this.

And in a family where marrying one’s sister is commonplace, marrying one’s auntie is le sigh

I work with someone universally despised in our office. She is incompetent and abrasive. All of the negative feedback she receives is classified, in her mind, as part of some large conspiracy against her. She honestly doesn’t know what she has done to deserve reprimands and the ire of her colleagues. How do I know…

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

You didn’t really explain why Mattis is a bad person beyond working in the administration. My understanding is that he is a generally good person who is respected by pretty much everyone (except bloggers who wanted to the list to appear as long as possible).

Sessions was referring to Hawaii. It’s unclear whether or not Sessions knows that Hawaii is one of the fifty states or if he was just being racist.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Motherfuckers, they are gonna stop production and then turn around and announce Snes classic aren’t they? Maintain the hype of the Nes and move that momentum to the next product. It’s a cold calculated business move. 

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

another bill he’s got in the works to require “abortionists” to tell their patients, falsely, that “the process can be reversed”

Misspelled Strom Thurmond (including spelling Thurmond two different ways in the post), lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, and mentioned the Army even though Charlie Murphy was in the Navy (clearly stated in the article). Nicely done.

Your entire comment is a grammar failure, but you did a nice job trying to ruin the dude’s fun anecdote.

Misspelled Strom Thurmond (including spelling Thurmond two different ways in the post), lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, and mentioned the Army even though Charlie Murphy was in the Navy (clearly stated in the article). Nicely done.

Even though I think it’s reasonable to call this close of a loss a success, never forget how adept democrats are at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.