Even if they don’t, John McCain can still go fuck himself.

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

Don’t blame me, I’m voting Meteor.

If Clinton-Trump ever get to the point, someone just kill us all.

It’s going to be so much fun if this election ends up in court a la Bush v Gore and then the Supreme Court is deadlocked 4-4.

Wrong. IIRC, he and three buddies jumped a dude because the guy was Asian. There is no fucking universe in which that makes him a badass. He’s just an ass.

...I feel like this comment is about 10 months too late.

Someone with better photoshop skills than I needs to put a bloody red sock on Pedo Bear.

How in the ever living fuck is it legal for the NFL to create one-way contracts like this? What prevents a team from just giving max years on every contract and cutting people at will?

My suggestion would be to understand the obvious source of confusion, in the preference for she/her pronouns for someone that looks so masculine.

It’s worth pointing out, but it’s up to you if you feel like hitting each and every comment. I have to admit I judged a book by the cover and got confused, but then I put forth the small effort necessary to remedy my confusion.

You’re doing god’s work, and by that I mean saving me from having to angry comment on a bunch of randos who can’t fathom a larger lady with stubble.

Ok, but is his health....TREMENDOUS?

Not just perfect health. THE most perfectest health ever, beautiful health... Really. Hachi - can I call you that? Is that okay? Good - let me tell you Guliannis health is so good, I’m told that they are going to rename health; Gulianni! No, its true its true I was told it by talking people.

I disagree, he (and they) know what they are doing. Their base does not care about facts (liberal media) so they can say literally whatever they want and their voters will believe it. Shit, they could probably say that Hillary did 9/11 and it would go over well.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Les Miles and the Domers.....oh, the possibilities.

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

All the criticism he’s taking over this old tape is ridiculous. Who here didn’t say/do stupid/offensive things when they were young and stupid. I mean, this is from way back in 2005 when Trump was basically just a dumb kid.

I had not actually listened to the audio before CNN autoplayed it for me. My God Billy Bush sounds exactly like an 18 year old rich kid virgin at a kegger trying desperately to get a bid from FIJI house even though he’s only the equipment manager for the lacrosse team.