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[FARTS]

“Flag on the moon...how’d it get there?”

I can’t decide between this or Pizzagate in terms of not wanting to hear about it again.

But NBC wouldn’t let him do it.

—busy...lol

But he’s already 14' 2".

NAH NAH I DEW NAWT TAWK LYKE THAT, YA FAHKING PRICK

—don’t forget Nazis!

Your mom is a real crowd pleaser.

“What a great twit!”

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

He’s in prison for cannibalism.

Claim to Fame: My brother went to high school with Cena and is still friends with him. I went to high school with Cena’s older brother.

Putin must have given Trump a hell of a file on Sessions.

He mentioned What’s Happenin’!!

I would like a manual transmission, please. Thank you.

Hey, HEY, Hey!

WHEN YOU SOMEONE EATS IT

Your mom was well done...by me.