Alison Brie murders children in their sleep by stuffing live kittens down their throats.
He’s 197 years old. I’m guessing he’s set for the rest of his life.
Red murdered the pope in a sex game/robbery gone wrong.
But she doesn’t know the definition of irony.
Have you ever read the Old Testament?
Barron’s a wiz with the computers. He checks his email so fast...
More importantly, who has worse hair?
Those and Chuck Norris Action Pants.
This is what happens when you neglect public education.
I also heard that they just love fudge.
2. Blaming the “Other.”
NFL players should put on traditional Russian attire and sing the Soviet national anthem.
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You mean...where Erica Kane lives?