DAWES

NO HUMOR PLEASE

I like the phrase “beloved by idiots.”

Jay will commit suicide after being trapped inside a deep-sea diving bell with Fran Drescher and a Dalek.

Yes, he did all those things, then he wet himself.

Wait, we’ve all killed his family?

WE SHALL GO TO MEXICO TOMORROW 

Good Times was a spin-off of Maude which was a spin-off off All in the Family…

“Gilligan! Drop those coconuts!”

DY-NO-MITE!

Stifle yourself, Meathead.

THAT’S RITE, NIGHTPURSUN, WE AH.

FOOTBAWL SUX, YA PRICK

RITE YEW AH, YA PRICK! 

Narrator: He took them down.

Thank you. You have Good Taste™.

That was me, solely to get the picture accompanying this article posted online. Someone should remake Dirty Harry or Bullitt and have Nick start in either. Or both.

That Jonas Brother picture is making me laugh.

Shaft Ironlong

“Last Christmas, I gave you my fart...”