Her character is 102 years old and was a member of Tito’s secret police force.

...or he’s a cyborg from the future sent to change the course of history...

No, he has the love and support of a close group of friends and family.

Garrett’s Behind the Music episodes was one of the unintentionally funnier ones. Even SNL called it out during a skit about the Clinton impeachment hearings.

Who’s defending him, Mr. WhatAboutismTroll? This is a story about someone suing Trump.

It means the media, on average, doesn’t scrutinize Bernie’s plan, but does scrutinize Warren’s plan, despite both plan being identical. The theory is because Warren is a woman, therefore, she is scrutinized more than a man. Which is true.

lol butt sushi 

OMICRON BEEEEEEAM!

[RUSSIAN FARTS]

Uh, I’m right here, next to you, still. 

[RUSSIAN FARTS]

I bet she’s laying down some major farts in that bed pic.

Bustin’ makes him feel good!

The first rule is we can’t talk about Sean O’Neal being (1) a robot, (2) a drunk, and (3) a drunk robot.

Yes.

I am. I am above the law. I’m very tall.

Yeah, and that fuckhead Trump.

Affectionate? What, like hump? They’re related! You’re sick.

Tell him to buy a VCR and two-hour VHS tape. Have a close friend or relative DVR the show, post it YouTube, watch it on a SmartTV, re-record the show onto the VHS tape, send the tape to him in the mail via book rate, wait seven to ten days, maybe read a book, discuss the book at book club or with a friend—but not with …

WHERE’S MY BIKINI?