Who? Epstein or my farts?

lol I see what you did there. AV CLUB!

Wait a minute...

—Jimmy Smits.

Also, I think I’ve been Kinja’ed.

Again, can never get o we how people think she is all powerful yet incompetent. 

He knows how to protect a series of tubes.

Pro-stick here! Auto is boring. That’s all. 

“Bring it on down to Veganville!”

“You like-a tha juice?”

Agree. That and she can no longer move her face due to her “kidney” operation.

Joe Rogan is the president over here. He lead a coup and now we have a karate-based economy. 

Whoa...that bad?

OOOH...someone’s a BITCH.

Whoa...you’re in an alternate timeline...

lol hi justis Kavanaugh  

Parenting takes too much effort. Just buy your kids everything.

I was really hoping her other kid was named, “The Other One.”

In college, a band played on campus, someone shouted, “Play ‘Freebird!’” and the band did play it: one verse, in Portuguese. 

120 fps = faps per second