Ah, the Pancake vs. Waffle Cogitative Theory.

lol dude, like I kno, rite?

Your mom saw it coming last night.

Ah, the Trump Method.

I like it when someone spills water on him and he short-circuits.

“BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH—Blah?”

lol yor dum!1!!

“HE’S NOT PINING—HE’S PASSED ON!”

Yup, that’s her as a kid. 

I meant more the Island of Death kind.

I saw Condorman in the theater!

Was her aunt the kid who gets shot in Assault on Precinct 13?

THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE

All those movies are so bad, yet boring, and depressing.

“A man’s got to know his limitations...”

But Benji solved crimes and helped people with their personal problems and drove a muscle car.

The second movie is unbelievably bad. Like, not even in a good way.

So has your mom.

Not convinced. I’m positive that it’s just an epic combover. 

Lauer is, like, criminally insane…