“Do you know your left from right?”

I bet someone had to beg him to at least not do that.

But I’ve been doing squats.

[FARTS]

Well, he may be crabby, but no one’s accused him of assault.

As a Red Sox fan, I agree: NO. Anyway, I doubt John Henry would allow him back.

“But it’s a cooking show.”

Ah, faulty battery.

“If we held politicians to the same standard as we do celebrities...think about that...HOT TAKE!”

I really want to ask the average American in their 20s, 20 years ago, questions about Tony Blair. I’m willing to bet there’s a scary number of Americans who think the Queen runs the show over there.

You’ll have to try harder than that, comrade. 

DING DING DING. You’d be right.

Yes. He was dozens of people on there.

YOU WERE ONLY TRYING TO CLEAN THE KIDS 

Dom/E.Buzz Miller/Tomato whom I suspect are one in the same. 

My mom never had baby showers. She and my aunt were always like, “Ugh, no.” Not an exciting comment, but a true comment. 

Or shoot it in the face.

[TOMATO FARTS]

[FARTS] lol wut? 

[SHITS SELF]