Dear god, what do you get for a 46k apartment? Does a magic carpet pick you up at your door, carry you to your bed of clouds, where a specially trained corgi prepares a plate of cheese and a glass of wine from you unlimited wine bar, and then the dude from Tonga rubs you feet?
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WE GOT COUNTRY AND WESTERN
imagine if that was a black man
This is excellent. I kind of want to do something similar to this- a “birth” announcement upon completion/acceptance of my thesis. It’s my baby, dammit. I’ll obnoxiously post photos of me cradling and staring down at the hardcover bound book, listing all the details like, “she’s a solid 1.5 lbs, 8.5 x 11 inches, with…
metaphor of a peach for a woman’s virginity, etc.
Right? There is no turning point. He is an asshole and he will continue to be one. They discussed this on pbs a couple of days ago and the commentators mentioned that Clinton was right when she said in her convention speech that there is no other trump, this is the only one. He is destructive and he cannot be trusted…
Agree. I loathed W. but I understood why people voted for him. This is so far beyond my comprehension. At BEST, he’s a blowhard reality tv star and a businessman of dubious success. At worst, he’s a racist, sexist, xenophobic megalomaniac (and actually really terrible businessman).
I always say, if I were magical Queen of the World, I’d make all the guns disappear. We’d be better off. We have literally no need for them at this point.
We have somehow gotten to the point where every not-entirely-provably-false thing he says or every 12 hours he manages not to say anything at all is some sort of “turning point.” I don’t understand why people keep acting like it matters that he managed to read one prepared speech endorsing establishment candidates. If…
They've kept all four Obamas safe for almost 8 years despite their Keystone Kops antics.
Do you mean hamster?
That’s an unbelievably representative audience. They got both kinds, blond AND brunette.
That anyone thinks this man should be President of the United States absolutely blows my fucking mind. I am generally good about understanding political differences between myself and others, but supporting this man is just too much.
Nobody lounges on a bed like that.
That whole shoot was the most thirsty, awkward, and try hard thing ever. It was like they were trying to recreate this Michael Fassbender shoot and just failed so hard.
He seems remarkably calm for someone with a live ferret in his underwear.
Thomas William Hiddleston sounds like a 19th century poet you would study in a 10th grade AP English class.
ONTD got out their LaToya branded magnifying glasses to figure this one out. So far they’ve ruled out Kurt Russell (someone claims to have worked with him once and that he’s an old school professional) and Jason Statham (dedicated and hardworking). Opinions are SHARPLY divided on Vin Diesel, with half calling him…