Also, why couldn’t they think of 2 names? John and Jonathan?

Wait I just realized this is maybe actually based on the property brothers.

double the disgust

Love the fried chicken picture. It’s just like the taco bowl picture in that neither of them shows Trump actually eating anything nor evidence of Trump having eaten anything. I kinda wish he would make a series of ‘Trump posing with untouched food’ pictures.

And free fried chicken!

This is why I only fly Trump airlines. No Muslims, Mexicans, disabled people, or crying babies to have to worry about. And they cut holes in the pillow cases so you can see out of them when you wear them as a hood, too!

Compare the header image of how Donny embraces his wife and how he embraces his daughter:

“The H-1B program is neither high-skilled nor immigration,”

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

I for one am shocked that the Trump family has lied during this election season

Soo...all my mason jars full of twinkle lights, wine cork crafts, and kitschy cat themed everything are going to be a laughingstock one day.

The seating in that top picture looks horrendously uncomfortable, but the nook with the stove seems quite cozy. Also, the pink and green kitchen is kind of awesome.

That last one must be from Barbie’s dream house.

That Necco Wafer kitchen looks like a Sandra Lee orgasm.

That pink and green kitchen sums up my mother’s entire decoration sense. ALL of our rooms had wallpaper not only on the walls, but the ceilings, too. And on’t get me started on her love for ‘preppy’ pink and gren, orange and yellow... Hunter green and burgandy...

This was how all the sitcom families homes looked and the reason I thought white folk had strange taste in everything.

The pink and green kitchen is amazing. I don’t care. It is. The hobbit dining room is a little more ... doubtful, but if you got rid of the stools and let your guests sit on the floor, it’s also not too bad.

Yeah, my house still looks like this. You should see our Day-Glo Orange countertops and neon-green-vagina-patterned kitchen floor tile!

I need everything in the second photo immediately. The last photo looks like Aunt Sandy got good and sloshed before filming her Easter episode, and now I want to get drunk in that room.