According to my local Home Goods/TJ Maxx: a resounding “yes” to this.

The phrase “I love you to the moon and back!” is quickly becoming the new “live, laugh, love”.

Totally overrated, while Melissa is totally underrated.

Unpopular opinion: Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably overrated.

Just look at the tile border for fuck’s sake. It’s ugly, I promise you.

I was house shopping in 2012 and that glass tile was EVERYWHERE. Bleh bleh bleh. In 20 years it’ll look as dated as avocado green appliances.

“Antiseptic”, “cold”, “impersonal”, or “IKEA-by-the-numbers”? Sure. But I don’t think I’d go as far as calling it properly “ugly.”

I make six figures and would be scared to death to plunk $400K down on an apartment. (My parents are dead so they can’t fucking help.)

That tile is ugly and already looks dated.

She may be adultish because her parents paid her down payment, but her kitchen is fucking ugly. SO THERE.

I think they took care of themselves, didn’t they?

If only someone would kill Franz Ferdinand. smdh

And now it is an “International Incident.” Apparently, this is on a par with the Gulf of Tonkin or the Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand.

Gabby Douglas gets raked over the coals for not putting her hand on her heart but Ryan gets a pass for being a 32 year old man who gets drunk and pees in public and breaks a door and lies about it. Wtf?

Xanax and wine work well together.

It is. My former neighbor has twin daughters who joined the same sorority. The neighbor was hosting a lovely party and another neighbor, from Argentina and unfamiliar with the Greek system, asked what the sorority thing was all about. The twins went in to the process of how they got to be in the sorority, the…

For undergrad I went to a small, private school heavily dominated by the fraternity and sorority system, of which I stayed far away from, mostly because I ran track, got stoned a lot, and as part of my creative writing degree, wrote horrible, maudlin, and self important poetry. I also ran and wrote while stoned. My…

“hell is other people.”

Never Again. On the one hand, it was valuable to know why we didn’t work, and we finally ended it TWO MONTHS BEFORE OUR WEDDING. But on the other hand, maybe we would have been just fine never living together.