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This reminds me of an interview I heard on a sports podcast about 3-4 years ago (either Marek vs Wyshynski or Dave Zirin’s Edge of Sports radio [Zirin is fantastic btw, he writes for the Nation and he’s my dream husband bc he’s a passionate anti-racist and liberal]) with a veteran who was the head of a non-profit for

Howard Dean is a DILF and a half

I’m 23, live 15 minutes outside of DC, and I’ve only used uber one time with a friend to go out in Clarendon (Arlington, VA neighborhood). Frankly, uber really scares me because I worry about being driven by someone who is under the influence. I know it’s safe 99.9% of the time, but it makes me uneasy. Also, I hate

Why wouldn’t they tout that more on the show?? He’s actually a very accomplished person (at least in swimming and school). Reminds me of this moment on The Office

Former Competitive Swimmer is so vague! Like, not even “former college swimmer”? Dude could’ve been on his neighborhood pool’s swim team when he was 12.

that is the most accurate description of Robby yet lolol

ugh Jordan’s Fantasy Suite and Rose Ceremony outfits were both so bad last night. That awful shrunken blazer with the rolled-up sleeves made him look even sleazier and less genuine than normal.

on KUWTK, they all call her Chyna

what is channel 33? this is beautiful news!

The infowars guy in the Hitlary shirt looks someone made a golem in the image of mike “the situation” sorrentino

LOL I had forgotten about that! i was more terrified that he and his brothers looked like triplets

I miss the Right Reasons from Grantland :(

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks Robby is gay, because WOW he is

“My kingdom for access to everything else her “Poems” folder contains.” ily

How will a towel charm help me get organized after the holidays? That doesn’t even make sense. “Honey, I’m sorry that it’s already April and we still have a dried-out spruce fir in the living room just waiting to burst into flames and kill us all, but I’m more sorry that you didn’t clearly label Rhyder and Kadynce’s

this deserves more stars

If I recall correctly, they ended up having her dance in a bathtub to accommodate for that fact. God, I need a life.

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and that’s not even the best dance scene in that movie!

i love your Elton John reference :)

I have been watching from night one and have the same problem. it’s because they ALL HAVE THE SAME DUMB HAIR ughhhhhh