Tom Brady isn’t going according to Adam Schefter.

It would be just like Trump to think that bringing Ben Roethlisberger to Cleveland is a good idea.

Thought of another one, Finish your drink anytime a “celebrity” is introduced who would be better walking on stage to compete in “Dancing with the Stars”: season 22 than intro the RNC Convention.

They’re taking their cues from Rio’s approach to the Olympics.

He keeps playing more and more loudly to his base, like Wayne Newton in Vegas. He knows better than to leave because all his fans fit in this one room but it’s sure not getting him any traction on the runway.

Is this going to be a political convention or an exercise in Trumpian egomania? I can’t tell. The fact that the two living former GOP presidents, the most recent GOP presidential candidate, and the GOP governor whose state is hosting the damn thing are all avoiding the convention says a lot.

Is it weird for the GOP convention to be less than two weeks away and still not have its roster of speakers at least semi-finalized? Because it seems awfully strange to me to still have that up in the air with only 13 days to go. But maybe convention schedules are also done last minute and we’re only hearing about it…

I’m desperate can’t you tell.

Any word on whether Stone Cold Steve Austin will be sharing the stage with the Donald?

How can they stage a coup there if no one of any importance is attending?

“he drowns political America” <- Does Donald realize he already has the votes and the backing of the most regressive knuckle draggers of the party? He now has to appeal to the GOP and more importantly to the whole electorate with a quickness.

It’s kind of cute: “Donald Trump: My wife and kids like me.” Nobody else does, but that’s not stopping the Donald.

No, but there will be a raffle wherein the winner receives a signed Tim Tebow jersey and helmet!

Allowing in people cosplaying as respectable Americans.

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Consumer America which consumed Trump Steakwateruniversitywine in amounts approaching zero.

How does he know? He hasn't even met her yet.

There is something very telling in that quote:

“We know how to do conventions.”

I’m still hoping for a coup during the RNC. Come on Republicans, make me somewhat like you!