I don’t know, maybe treat us equally as human beings before trying to treat us equally as human weapons? If you want to force me to fight for the country, protect me from rape and give me control of my uterus first.

Good point. I’ve seen a lot of comments referring to how brave Cecile Richards is. Let’s pump the brakes on that one!

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who went to college to actually like, learn.

“Ted Cruz” is the monster mothers threaten misbehaving children with. “if you don’t clean your room, Ted Cruz will find you in the night,” they say.

Ted Cruz is the cousin you don’t leave alone with your daughter on holidays.

I don’t *normally* support violence, but in this case, I think it is perfectly acceptable and possibly the only appropriate response. Trump is a big, bloviating clown, but he seems mostly human. Not a good human, but human-ish. Like he seems to care for his own kids. Cruz strikes me as some kind of skin-walker who has…

This is, and I’m saying this 100% sincerely, the comment of the fucking year AND a sign that you and I both probably need to find a therapist.

“That’s what every other country on Earth does, and there’s no reason that America’s laws should have less respect than the laws of every other country on Earth”

I love it. Some kid gets brought to the country when they’re 5 or something, they grow up, are American in every way but on paper, and Cruz is gonna round them up and toss them back to countries they’ve never visited and don’t know the language...because their parents broke the law.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

“hey how’s it going” “I LOVE MY MOTHER MORE THAN MY DAD”

That’s a defender’s job. That’s a noble calling. I mean he gave us the Kardashian’s and all, so I’m not putting him up for sainthood and he married Kris, like how messed up was he. However we need people to defend the innocent, the guilty and the we don’t know, other wise what is the point of law?

Society for the Promotion of Empowered Women or SPEW for short...

How about “Just a little light reading” with a picture of Hogwarts, A History.

I don’t even like kids and I LOVE Obama With Children photos.

I mean.

This is how you do it, dumb ass.