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Falwell’s comments are just a perfect encapsulation of how these idiots think. The racism, of course, but also the action hero fantasy bullshit that they tell themselves.

“On Thursday, Senate Republicans voted down gun-control measures that would have restricted anyone on the No-Fly list from being able to purchase firearms in the United States.”

People they killed with guns: 14. People they killed with bombs: 0.

i sent my boyfriend the link and we have now decided to become crazy dog people. not hoarders, though. each and every one of our 238,974 dogs will get personal love and attention every day.

guys hes not wrong

Thank you. I have found happiness.

Yes!! Double mastectomy with reconstruction right here! I got the solid silicone ones that they call “gummies”. They’re nice and squishy (like a - fresh - gummy bear, natch), and if they rupture, they won’t leak. Although, they would replace them just so no scar tissue builds up in the ruptured area.

I’m not really loving the snark -some women get implants as part of reconstructive surgery. Having breasts that feel natural would be a really great thing, and help cancer survivors feel less shitty about the drastic changes to their bodies/immune system/life.

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

Not trying to be flip here, but please. Everyone. Stop dating this guy. For a lot of reasons.

The fact that Trayvon Martin is dead and this dipshit piece of human garbage still gets to walk the earth as a free man will enrage me until the day I die.

You think that’s bad? I knew a woman who had 4 children, 2 girls, a boy and then another girl. She only breastfed the boy. She said she felt weird breastfeeding the girls.

<— me writing this post

That ain’t working, that’s the way ya shoot it/ya sell yer weapons on yer GunTV/Lookit that Redneck in the Camo and the trucker cap/ yeah, buddy that’s his bandolier!

“I didn’t photoshop this”.

you’re doing god’s work, kara brown

I wanted to reply something funny to you and I googled “zayn ugly” and every picture that came back was just beautiful eyes and razor sharp cheekbones, so yeah you win this round.

Here's my hypothesis. Zayn is objectively the “hot one.” You are now free to submit evidence confirming or rejecting this hypothesis.

Excuse me, this is MARIE SPEAKING/WRITING